Saturday, March 5, 2011

HUMBOLDT PARK : If you see a crackhead with this stolen backpack....

My buddy Andy Junk had his backpack with a chunk of his livelihood stolen out of his car outside of the Empty Bottle last night. Items included "60 gig iPod, 4 day pass to Emo's outdoor Chaos in Tejas shows, Canon NB-4L battery charger, Canon LP-E5 battery charger, AC iPod charger with removable battery, DC iPod charger, iTrip, a metal spork, a Parker pen, the new issue of Cometbus, or the best backpack I've ever owned"

If you see a crackhead with this backpack, or any of the items listed, please chop off all limbs and send them, with backpack, to :

Gonzo Chicago
123 Fake St
Chicago IL 60606

...or, you know...e-mail me @ hotmetaldobermans@gmail.com

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4 comments:

The Igloo Oven said...

Let's get the guy, mob style. Pitchforks and torches.

P.S. that is a classy pic.

Andy said...

Is his name really Andy Junk? Like is that what's on his birth certificate, or is it a stage name. I know someone who's name's ACTUALLY Andy Junk, but it's not this guy.

ilovelofi said...

You don't have to be born an Andy Junk to be an Andy Junk. There is no Andy Junk caste system. Let the love in.

GONZO CHICAGO said...

haha! the mystery shall never be revealed.